When life hands you lemons… ask for salt and tequila.
My little brother got this in a text message...I thought it was pretty funny
Sorry could not let this one pass it was too cute, Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their father did for a living. All of the typical answers came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet so the teacher asked him about his father. Little Johnny said “my Dad’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret & takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he’ll go out to the alley w’some guy and make love w’him for money.” The teacher, obviously shaken by the statement, hurriedly sent the other children 2 work on some coloring & took little Johnny aside 2 ask “is that really true about your father?” No said Little Johnny “he coaches Auburn football, but I was 2 embarrassed 2 say that in front of the other kids.” Go Bama!
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